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Why Rick Santorum Should Be President

Monday, April 2, 2012 3:10
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, U.S. Senator from Pennsylvania.

 

 

 

, U.S. Senator from Pennsylvania.

, U.S. Senator from Pennsylvania. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 

 

To whos concerned,

Im a high school graduat. I used to rezide in Kansas but I am a liver in Iowa now whos verry capabal of everyting. I will locate where I must be. I curently am helping Rick Santorum on his running. (Go Rick yay) I graduatted near top of class. Lookking for work whare I can do things. I was captian of the football team and the quarterback to. I am a verry  religius person which is why I beleive Mr Santorum knows whats best for us all too. And woman. And he does not use protecshun which I know is the way G-d wants us all to do it. I also think guverment should keep there hands off my grampas medicare to. And also I will always be to work on time to. I dont need to start at top. Will work my way up good. My mom and dad are also verry religius to and have been a huhg part to making me to what I am to. I like your cumpany and I beleive I can be a valuble asett. Please email me and make a appointtment.

Thanks to you for your considderration .

p.s. also to – and remember be like I and vote forr Santorum.

                                       Bobby Jo Billy Rae Flemm Sr.

and p.s. again -  yay tea party yay ya yay

                                

 

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Filed under: commentary, Humor, NEWS, satire, writing Tagged: job search, Republican base, Rick Santorum, Tea Party protests

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  • Anonymous

    are you out of your mind what kind of religious person is willing to go to war so quick rather than look at the other options to prevent having to go to war. he is a joke and is not fit to be the leader of america

  • Termite

    Of course he should….he’s pretty , he wears a shiny suit and most importantly he does what he is told !

  • Divine Intervention

    Google “Santorum” for a very acurate definition.

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