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USMC – Best Joke of the Year

A Marine squad was marching
north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly
injured and unconscious.   On the opposite side of the road was an
American Marine in a similar but less serious state.  The  Marine
was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad
leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.  The Marine reported,
“I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming
south was a heavily armed insurgent.    We saw each other and
both took cover in the ditches along the road.  I yelled to him that
Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag, who got what he deserved.
and he yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left wing
Commie who isn’t even an American.   So I said that Osama Bin Laden
dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian!   He
retaliated by yelling, Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy
Pelosi!.   
And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck
hit us.”

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