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Thirteen Crap-Your-Pants Photos That Will Make You Stay Out of the Ocean Forever

Saturday, July 18, 2015 13:31
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JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE TO GET BACK IN THE WATER!

IF THE TWO SHARK BITES OFF N.C. DIDN’T FREAK YOU OUT… THIS WILL!

 

The ocean is a magical, mystical wonderland filled with otherworldly sea creatures and exotic marine life. And you know what? They can have it. Don’t get me wrong, I love the ocean. But I’m with the lady who advised us all to stay the hell out, because that’s the shark’s house. And these 13 photos just prove the point. All yours, shark.

 

1. Whoa, Hal, I think I’m feeling a little tug on the line!

2. “Hey, get the f**k out of my house!” – The Shark

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3. This is called Nomura’s jellyfish and what I’d like to know is who is Nomura and why the hell would she want a pet like this?

4. Deep thought: I have no business being in this place

5. Wait, is something following m… AHHHHHHH!!! AHHHHHHH!!!

6. Is this pose called downward-facing death ray?

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7. DUDE, PUT IT BACK

8. No tasty wave is worth this level of heart attack

9. On second thought, let’s just build a sand castle. IN KANSAS.

10. Let’s just hope it’s got inner beauty

11. I wanted to stay home and play X-box. But nooooooo…

12. I don’t understand it, but if it can swallow you whole, just stay on dry land

13. And lastly… Towering branches of seaweed? Tentacles of terror? IDK, but goodbye.

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  • BlueDissident

    I don’t think there is one real pic here.

  • Astral Silence

    What if crapping my pants is a normal thing? I really can’t confirm or deny these pictures are pants-crapping.

  • sarah

    Thanks for the photo display!

  • Pink Slime

    Nice photoshop. But not real enough.

  • Anonymous

    Even if this is real and I am not saying yes or no, how one could live in fear and avoid one of the most splendid things in the world, the ocean is beyond comprehension. I spent more time surfing then I can count, and not one time did any creature in the sea harm me, but had I had the fear these pictures try to instill I would have missed all those great days in the water.

    • Timothy Buck II

      But had you not spent so much time in the ocean maybe by now you’d be able to count.

  • Pedro

    Hmmm, OK maybe a bit of Photoshop, but some are for real. You guys who have never been near the ocean have no concept of what’s therein and how big it is. Nice open-mouth shot of a whale shark.

  • Jack Shlitz

    I crap bigger than these creatures…

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