Clinton Thanks Her Supporters! (Satire)

Thank you for the few people that showed up at my rallies. I know that I had to bus you in but it was really needed to try and fool the public to believe that I have some people still dumb enough to believe anything I say. My biggest section of supporters are those like me who embrace criminal activities and, for most, have IQs below 90. 

I praise Bill that through his passing of NAFTA he ensured that most of you will be paying for college until you retire as all the GOOD PAYING JOBS were migrated to other countries.  Likewise, I am so thankful to all the young black people here today and I promise that I will only call you N_GGERS behind your backs!

As for all you Catholics and Evangelicals I’m sorry that you haven’t figured out my plans/intent on bastardizing your religions!  However, do look at my husband Bill the RAPIST and all he accomplished for America.  He proved to that Morals and Integrity are not needed to represent America! Amazingly he even flipped America the big bird by converting the White House Oval Office into the now well-known ORAL OFFICE, and managed to have you accept and love him for it!  However, you really can’t blame as I really prefers the S_ it instead of the D_ _ k!

I know I practiced to deceive the public when Bill was running for President by lying to you all and managing to have you believe that I stood for family values and Christ.  In truth I worship Lucifer and young girls! To prove what I say, search for Cathy O’Brien who I raped when she was only 12-13 years old. Yes I’m a RAPIST like my husband and a PEDOPHILE too! 

At this time I would also like to give thanks that you are willing to overlook myself embracing the MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD and myself supplying NOT ONLY GUNS but MISSILES to ISIS, in the Middle East in order to overthrow another government without Congress or Senate consent.  I did do my best to cover it up by claiming it was a video and refusing to PROTECT Stevens and the other agents who were working there hardest to retrieve these weapons that were being used to kill your friends, sisters, brothers, mothers, and fathers who were sent over there by my CORRUPT buddies in the ESTABLISHMENT/government!

Thank you once again for embracing all my lies and giving me your support!  I thank you for accepting the fact that I hate Americans, am racist, and have proven myself able to commit TREASON both intentionally and non-intentionally.  Did you love how I managed to tell all America’s Enemies, my friends, America’s Nuclear Response Time in my third debate which was being watched by the entire world?  For all my operatives I give you praise for recruiting the dead to vote, I give thanks to all recruiting the dead to vote, I give thanks to all you illegals who support my stance on open borders and amnesty, and I give thanks to all my criminal buddies who helped rig the Primaries as note in Delaware, California, and other states.

I thank the media for lying on my behalf and lying to the public about me winning California when there was still 2.5 million votes to be counted, as well as not outing the physical data which showed the vote was flipped after calculation in the Delaware Primary results!  Please MSM keep up the good work of trying to brainwash these sheep into believing that I have not engaged my criminal enterprise and the ESTABLISHMENT in rigging the outcome of the Presidential Election against the people of America! 

Satan now demands that you worship at my feet and rebuke all that is of Integrity and Morals!