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NASA, NOAA and Nibiru – Don’t worry! Be happy!

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NASA,  NOAA  and  Nibiru    Don’t Worry!  Be Happy!

Adrian Vance
February 10, 2017

The National Oceanic and Space Administration, NOAA and National Space Administration consume $25 billion per year and we say they waste most of it on studies that are unnecessary or “con-jobs,” or worse. These are fine examples of why America may fail.
There are two areas they have ignored that would have more than justified their existence, turned a profit for America, helped many people and created lots of jobs and interesting careers. Serious, well defined studies of the seas would have put America in abundance by now if they began when NOAA was founded in 1970.
NASA is even worse having spent over $1 trillion since its’ founding in 1958 on “Man in Space!” “Going where no man has gone before because it was stupid.” Space is rich only in man-killing radiation, and lacks gravity we need for skeletal health. Anything we could find on Mars is here and it has no air or water, 40% less solar energy and 17% of our gravity. It is only a good place to die as there are no microbes to rot your carcass.
According to lunatic fringe space freaks, Earth is going to end this year when a rogue planet ‘Nibiru’ collides with us in October. This is fodder for “Coast To Coast” with George Noorey on overnight radio to brighten the drab hours of third shift factory workers, warehouse guards, cab drivers, insomniacs and newspaper deliverers.
Nibiru popped up in 1976 when author Zecharia Sitchin theorized in “The 12th Planet” ancient astronauts from the undiscovered planet came down to Earth to mine gold in Africa, using humans as slaves. 
The conspiracy theorist Nancy Lieder claims she receives messages from Nibiruians with an implant in her brain that sounds suspiciously like a ten-penny nail from her description. Why the professional astronomers would ignore this planet is never explained by these people.
Nancy Lieder gained notice in 2000 when she claimed Earth would collide with Nibiru in May 2003, wiping out humanity. We can only wonder how many people ran up their credit cards, told off their bosses, wives, mothers, fathers, aunts, uncles, landladies, and so on through the long list of irritations encountered in their lives. We can only imagine their crawling back to the people they needed when Nibiru did not show up! Did they continue being jerks? 
Nancy Leider was not seen for several years and over that time has changed her hair color.
Meanwhile the doomsday prophets pinned their hopes for early deaths on a small comet with no magnetic field, named Elenin, and not the small town in Illinois of the same name. It passed by Earth with no fanfare in 2011.  In the lead-up to its approach, however, some people theorized that Elenin was actually Nibiru and that NASA was withholding the truth just like they did with fake moon landings! Nutty as they may sound, NASA owns the worlds largest motion picture studio in a remote part of New Mexico, which is a really odd place for such a facility and fodder for many rumors.
When Nibiru didn’t show, truthers hatched the story the end of the world would happen on December 21, 2012, as foretold by the Mayan calendar ending as they could not understand the Mayan carvers simply ran out of rock on the circular piece and instructed in the Codex Nuttal to start over!
The nutbergers thought Nibiru would crash into Earth, the planet’s magnetic field would be destroyed and all life would die in the resulting radiation.
NASA now claims the world will not end until they come up with a new gimmick like “man-caused global warming by rich people farts curable by higher taxes on them,” and lashing up with “vegans” who do not want anyone to eat meat, enforcing the ban with a new bureau, the National Fart Administration, NFA, which really looks neat on a cap and gets girls.
The new panic prediction is on “2016 WF9,” a half mile-long rock asteroid which will pass by Earth between February 16 and February 25. The closest it will come is within 32 million miles of Earth, which is 12 times the distance between the Earth and the moon, so NASA concludes it poses no danger to us which probably means it will do a sharp right turn and take out Minnesota and never be missed.
But once again the Nibiru faithful are coming out of their trees. In a story first reported on the doomsday blog “Someone’s Bones,” then in the London Daily Mail, astronomer Dyomin Damir Zakharovich claims “NASA is lying through its teeth,” and the asteroid is a fragment of Nibiru which will crash into Earth on February 16 and trigger a mega-tsunami killing millions. There’s a backup rumor Nibiru will hit Earth in October, obliterating the planet.
Other oddballs are cashing in on the new Nibiru craze: 
David Meade, a former “high level government employee,” recently published a book called “Planet X: The 2017 Arrival,” which allegedly contains “absolutely amazing revelations” and is a “Survival Guide to the most important story of the century.”  But don’t start digging up your backyard for a fallout shelter as there are many problems with this hypothesis: Nibiru is fictional, and a planet within eight months of crashing into Earth would be in the Solar System, visible to the naked eye and seen by thousands of amateur astronomers who would make a lot of noise about it. 
Complicating the matter: there is no evidence that Zakharovich exists! There are no publications by or persons with that name teaching at a university or at a post in a Federal bureau. He is only mentioned in the pulp fiction press. 
The Daily Mail has not mentioned whether they checked with NASA to see if astronomer Dyomin Damir Zakharovich is employed by a subcontractor or a grant recipient of NASA, as they have thousands of such relationships with people patching the myths of anthropogenic global warming, man-caused climate change, Mars missions or new planets.
There is a real threat that an asteroid could hit Earth and kill everything on it as it has happened once that we have documented 65 million years ago thus, it could have happened 69 times previous to that event. If NASA had used a fraction of the more than $1 trillion it has wasted on “Jockstraps in Space!,” we could have systems that would detect asteroids on a collision path, send rockets to them that could put a rocket motor package on said asteroid and nudge it out of its’ collision path. All could have been done for a small fraction of what we have wasted on utterly useless projects and frauds.
 Don’t Worry!  Be Happy!
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Adrian Vance Trained as a science teacher, with eight years classroom experience, he has been writing professionally since the age of 15. He was the youngest person to be published in Journal of the Illinois Academy of Science at 17 as a result of a paper he wrote suggesting a revision in the science teaching curriculum. Publication was accidental as his teacher headed the selection committee and his paper was sent to the printer in error. Nonetheless, it received positive response. It proposed teaching General Science, then Physics followed by Chemistry with Biology in the senior year given the then new molecular focus in Biology. During his college years he worked on the school newspaper, primarily as a photographer and did an occasional feature, some of which caused him to be called to the Dean’s office. “You don’t like the way we do things here?” was the usual opening remark followed by the expected suggestion. After his third year, exhausted and without direction, he left for one year, but returned, when Sputnik and Admiral Rickover’s books documented a crisis in American education. He felt called to teach and completed a B.S. in Physical Science at Illinois State University with a major in chemistry, minor in biology, near minors physics and education. He did graduate work in both Illinois and California completing a California Life Diploma teaching credential in 1962. While teaching he saw many needs and opportunities in educational publishing so he wrote and produced educational materials, primarily filmstrips and sound recordings. He also wrote for photographic magazines as film work put him in touch with many photographic and production problems. He has 325 screen credits in educational, industrial film and filmstrip as a writer-producer. In 1976 he won the Learning Magazine “Best of the Year” award for his “You in the Universe” filmstrip series and the New York Film and Television Festival Silver Medal for “An Introduction to Cells” filmstrip series. For a partial database of Adrian’s publications please click on and you will see them listed by series title and publisher. Each series title included four to 30 filmstrips and all are not fully listed in this database. The grand total is over 800. Over that 30 years Mr. Vance also wrote other material: two books, published in New York: “UFO’s: The Eye and the Camera” for Barlenmir House and “Audiovisual Production” for Amphoto Books. He wrote and illustrated over 100 features and columns for photography magazines. He was a Founding Contributing Editor for Peterson’s PhotoGraphic Magazine and the West Coast Editor of Popular Photography from 1974 to 1978, writing a monthly column for the magazine. As a result of underwater photography work he contributed to SKIN DIVER magazine in the 70′s. His “Timing Waves to Enter The Sea” article, first appearing in SKIN DIVER, is now a chapter in a classified U.S. Navy Seals training manual. “UFO’s, The Eye and the Camera” documents his “Two channel information theory for the analysis of events simultaneously seen and photographed.” It is the first comparative analysis of vision and photography written with the idea of combining information from both sources into a single analysis that can be used scientifically and forensically. Mr. Vance is also credited with solving the mystery of how complete maps of Earth were drawn in antiquity and he rediscovered Captain Cook’s secret method of locating Pacific islands so well their positions have only recently been improved. He is cited with discovering the method in the seventh edition of “The Maps of the Ancient Sea Kings,” by Dr. Charles Hapgood and he later contributed to a definitive article on cartography in antiquity for The Smithsonian Magazine as they confirmed his method. On February 19, 1976 Mr. Vance got a “Certificate of Appreciation” award from the Los Angeles Police Department “in grateful recognition of his generosity in make available to officers of this Department the talents and training of his German Shepherd, Boris. The ready willingness of Mr. Adrian Vance to become involved and to make available his valuable dog in a potentially hazardous situation deserves the gratitude and approbation of the entire Los Angeles Police Department.” This incident was critical to the LAPD administration’s realization that trained dogs could be of value in police work and they are now employed by the LAPD. When the computer replaced film the school market audio-visual field he switched horses at full gallop and produced 460 computer educational disk systems for the Apple II computer over 15 years. During that time he became a professional broadcaster in the 90′s to promote the State Water bond issue in Santa Barbara, California as he felt it was critical for the town. He was publicly credited for having been one of the top ten reasons the measure passed thanks to his book “Drought in Paradise” and radio work. The collapse of his software business when Apple Computer discontinued the “II” machine line in 1995 crystallized the failure of his second marriage. With no clear direction in the school market supplemental materials field he sought a career in broadcasting in Las Vegas, Nevada doing shows on both KDWN and KXNT. This was unsatisfying due to the “star” economics of commercial radio where a few performers make millions and everyone else starves. Mr. Vance has also been a day trader, strategist, system developer and author on the equities markets and trading. He now trades stock, land and develops residential property. His website and trading information service, “The Stock Surfer” was a leading Internet service for seven years. He has been developing “The Young Americans” series of Young Adult novels promoting conservative values as well as his personal memoir, “A Long Way From Normal.” You can buy Adrian Vance’ books or downloads at December 21, 2010 he was awarded US. Patent 7,855,061 for his “Fuel Farm” that makes a gasoline equivalent 100 Octane fuel, butanol, from CO2, water and sunlight with algae and bacteria. You can see the full disclosure websites regarding his inventions at: and -30- 
I like this guy!  He really ‘gets’ it!!!!

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  • Tedx

    First time I ever heard the claim that Nibiru was expected to collide with Earth. Of course most accounts of Nibiru and the companion Brown Dwarf Star it orbits fall short of descriptions made by Martial Masters in his documentary on the subject. Debunk this:

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