You Gotta Love Little Johnny :-)
After A long weekend off the kids filed into class Tuesday morning.
“On Sunday I sold Girl Scout cookies out side of Target and I made $40,” she said very proudly.
“My sales approach was to appeal to the customer’s civic spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success.”
“Very good Katie,” said the teacher.
“I sold magazines to my neighbours,” she said. “I made $55
and I explained to everyone that magazines would help keep them up on current news.”
“Good, Tammy,” said the teacher.
it was Little Johnny’s turn.
Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom
and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher’s desk. “$3,465,” he said.
“$3,465!” cried the teacher.
“Oh my goodness, what in the world were you selling Johnny?”
“Toothbrushes,” he said.
“Toothbrushes?!” echoed the teacher.
“How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make this much money?”
“I set up a Dip & Chip stand,
I gave everybody who walked by a free sample.
They all said the same thing,
‘Hey, this tastes like dog poop! ”
Then I would say smiling, “It is dog poop.
Do you wanna buy a Toothbrush?”
dressing it up so it looks good,
telling you it’s free,
and then making you pay to get the bad taste out of your mouth.”
NESARA- Restore America – Galactic News
Source: http://nesaranews.blogspot.com/2017/02/you-gotta-love-little-johnny.html
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