(Satire) Loretta Lynch - 10 Million Dollars in My Cayman Account From Bill Clinton to Keep Hillary Out of Jail - Wow, the Taped Conversation
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BILL CLINTON : THANKS FOR MEETING WITH ME PRIVATELY.
LORETTA LYNCH: YOU GOT IT BILL, I TOLD THE FBI TO KEEP EVERYONE OUT, AND
GAVE THEM OUR SMART PHONES SO THERE IS NO CHANCE OUR
LITTLE CONVERSATION CAN BE RECORDED.
BILL CLINTON : NOW WHAT CAN I GIVE YOU SO THAT YOU CAN TOSS OUT
ANY INDICTMENT THE FBI RECOMMENDS?
LORETTA LYNCH: Hey Bill how are you grand Kids?
BILL CLINTON : Come on Loretta, what’s it going to take to keep Hillary out of Court.
LORETTA LYNCH: It is going to cost you BILL, just meeting with you today is going to be
impossible to explain, my career will be in the toilet. You know they will ask me to
recuse myself.
BILL CLINTON : Just for meeting with me?
LORETTA LYNCH: That, and I asked the FBI to leave us alone.
Bill Clinton : OK, What would you want exactly?
Lorreta Lynch: First, 10 Million in my Cayman Account.
Bill Clinton: 10 Million? How about 2.
Lorreta Lynch: I said, 10 BILL. And listen, if things go south Hillary has to Pardon me, when she
gets elected, and in the first week of her presidency too, I don’t want to be languishing in some Jail Cell, while you two are sitting in the WHITE HOUSE.
Bill Clinton: Ok, 10.
Lorreta Lynch: O, God this is the end of my Caeer.
Bill Clinton: I had not thought about it before. Maybe I could get Hillary to get you a Job, or
something.
Lorreta Lynch: That won’t work either BILL. Whatever JOB Hillary gives me, it will look bad on
my RESUME.
Bill Clinton: Not if you keep the ATTORNEY GENERAL JOB.
Lorreta Lynch: O, Come on BILL , that would be to obvious
Bill Clinton: Listen Lorreta, one thing I have learned in all my years in Politics, is you go
large, those that Trust you will refuse to believe you will do anything blatantly
corrupt. And those that don’t trust you, well, you get the idea.
Lorreta Lynch: But what about Hillary?
I don’t see how you are going to convince her.
Bill Clinton: Leave that to me.
Lorreta Lynch : Keep my job, well that is going to be suspicious.
Bill Clinton: The trick is to use their suspicion to your own advantage.
Lorreta Lynch: O, Crap what am I going to tell the MEDIA concerning this
Private Meeting. If I am going to stay in the public eye, I need to say something.
Bill Clinton: You just tell them how right they are to be concerned, then talk about something
else. Anything else. Like how dedicated you and your people are in saving
the WORLD, Crap like that.
Lorreta Lynch: I don’t know if that will work.
Bill Clinton: Trust me, Lorreta it will work. Just don’t EVER, EVER, answer the question,
and eventually they always give up asking you, because they look like thet are
wagering an attack on a person with a respectful Position, and they want to keep their own JOBS
Lorreta Lynch: Really?
Bill Clinton: YEP. Just keep reminding them that you have a respectful
Position, with good people that work for you, Great people.
Who do great work , etc etc…
Lorreta Lynch: Ok. I will try it.
Bill Clinton : Don’t worry, I have been impeached, Disbarred, and was caught lying to everyone
in America, and Democrats cannot wait to put me and Hillary Back in the
White House. Trust me, you will be Fine.
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And you believe this script? Shame!
interesting how lynch asked for 10 million and bill countered with 2 million? this i find remarkable! as for the bigger pitcher its just what children of Satan do! kill, steal and destroy!
it always ends like this, Democrats sodomites, cannibals, and pedophiles all dance nude at nite around a golden calf! then God sends them to there father’s house! , Hell!
yeah, nice piece of creative writing but I saw no link to a supposed recording.. and if its not on audio and/or video, then it didn’t happen.
For the so-called First Negro President I’m amazed they didn’t catch a slurping sound. Ohh yeah Loretta, oh yeah….
What would you expect from people who eat people for dinner occasionally.