Are "Bird Box" Fans Really This Zombified?? - Bird Box Challenge

Sometimes I wake up and wonder how much further humanity will slide away from the bedrock of sanity. And I’m rarely disappointed to find that the trend toward mental instability and general tom-foolery is ascending at it’s unfortunate, predictable pace.

Seems like everywhere you go on the internet the last couple weeks you end up seeing two words. Bird Box.

Thanks to a meme challenge that has gone viral, in which people are choosing to put blindfolds on and navigate the world around them, just like the characters in the horror movie “Bird Box”, my faith in humanity has slipped just a little further.

So….I guess in our mental ward, known as earth, let the hilarity and the hospital visits begin.

For those who spent the holidays visiting friends and not watching Netflix, here’s a quick summary. Netflix released a horror concept – globalist, multicultural, liberal arts-celebrating, racially divisive, highly intolerant, sterio-typing, propaganda hit piece movie called “Bird Box” starring Sandra Bullock. In “Bird Box”, Bullock and her children, named Boy and Girl, have to wear blindfolds and navigate a river and spooky forest to protect themselves against the evil monsters that, if seen, cause people to go instantly insane and kill themselves.

Now, if you’re wondering why I call it a propaganda film, see the Devon Stacks rundown of the movie on his YoutTube channel Black Pilled. I may do a version of my own and if you want me to give my cliff notes version of the movie, let me know in the comments below.

The movie not only broke viewership records, (with apparently more than 45 million people watching it in the first week) it inspired a whole slew of #BirdBoxChallenge memes, including ones in which folks record themselves blindfolded and attempting to do complete tasks, many of which are depicted in the movie. And like the find pokemon craze…I’m sure people are just stupid enough to put themselves in unsafe situations. Like maybe covering all their car windows while using their GPS to navigate to the nearest grocery store.

Apparently this phenomenon is getting so out of hand that netflix felt they had to tweet out a warning to people who don’t have enough brain cells to realize that they are the zombies they’ve been waiting for.

Can’t believe I have to say this, but: PLEASE DO NOT HURT YOURSELVES WITH THIS BIRD BOX CHALLENGE. We don’t know how this started, and we appreciate the love, but Boy and Girl have just one wish for 2019 and it is that you not end up in the hospital due to memes.

— Netflix US (@netflix) January 2, 2019

This is a short video to let you know to watch out for people walking around outside with blindfolds on…If you see ‘em you could try to talk sense into ‘em…or just pull out your video camera and wait. I’m sure something video worthy will happen and you won’t have to wait long.

So, if you’re waiting for the zombie apocalypse to happen…just take a look around you…it’s happening every day.