PETA Sends Mitt Romney a Consolation Prize

Mitt Romney may have lost the
election, but that doesn’t mean he’ll be eating crow. After hearing that the
Republican runner-up was seen dining on a vegetarian breakfast burrito on the campaign
trail and that the Romney family takeout order before the final presidential
debate included two veggie
burgers from a Florida BurgerFi restaurant,
PETA is sending the Romney family a basket of vegan goodies. 

 Turns out the most reliable
polls were those showing an increase in the number of people eating vegetarian and
vegan foods,” says PETA President Ingrid E. Newkirk.

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you’re commiserating with Romney, celebrating President Barack Obama’s victory,
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