Breaking: President Drumpf goes Full Canadian Bacon

[ZurichTimes] Yes it is true and verified; Trump has officially transferred his Mind and his Presidency over Ivanka and Judas. Even Alex and Steve now agree!

Now that #IvankaandJudas are running the show here is what will happen to poor little Canada (and Mexico by default) just as predicatively programmed into our consciousness by the Magicians of Hollywood.

We pray and stand on guard for thee Oh Canada, but we do not pledge allegience to any False Gods or any Reptilian Monarchy.

As the President asks “…what are we going to do for an Enemy now?” – that question was answered by one simple word – Canada.

President Drumpf’s Grand Strategy

Let us invade Canada, beat them up financially and culturally and of course in the all important Ice Hockey because the Russians look kind of scary and the Chinese seem to be resisting and the North Koreans look full BAT SH%T CRAZY with possibly nukes so that has to be off the table.

“Surrender Pronto or we will Level Toronto” - now that is a slogan Americans can remember and repeat! 

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The Drumpf will blow the Trumphet and usher hell on Canada. You have been warned Canada and as a warning shot take this recent Internet Outage in Canada. We are sure The WhiteHouse had nothing to do with this little incident.

Canada Hit By Countrywide Internet, TV And Phone Outage As Shaw Goes Dark

Never go Full Canada or Full Digital – we were warned, but did not listen…