I found manure in my hallway closet. Upon further investigation, I discovered that the Russians hacked into my toilet and deliberately soiled my closet. My wife ran over a nail and got a flat tire. Upon further discovery, we found that the Russians did it. My toilet backed up, and you guessed it, the Russians did it. The wrong movie was name at the Oscar’s for best picture. Upon further exmination, the Russians did it.
The Russians are responsible for everything that goes wrong. The Russians are the 24/7/excuse for everthing.
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