CERN Mars Stargate Discovery an April Fool’s Joke … Or Was It?

CERN announced on April 1 the discovery of a giant ancient particle collider that was most certainly a stargate on Mars in a volcanic region known as Olympus Mons, which translated into Latin means Mount Olympus. Their announcement caused a frenzy among conspiracy theorists who googled “CERN Mars Stargate” to find additional information about the discovery.

What appears to be pyramids located nearby the crater, structured in the same pattern as the Egyptian pyramids (Orion’s Belt), may have been connected to each other like antennae and operated as portals between our two planets.  

An Egyptian hieroglyph that until now remained a mystery, they believe corroborates this theory.

Four days later, they add an update saying it was an April Fools’ joke.

I have two major problems with this scenario.

Alongside this article they posted another announcing the official discovery of theForce, citing quotes from Ben Kenobi of the University of Mos Eisley, Tatooine, as well as making clear Star Wars references. The particle collider article however, was so precise, devoid of humor, and hauntingly accurate.

CERN, the Large Hadron Particle Collider was built with the purpose of smashing atoms into each other in order to recreate the big bang theory in an attempt to find the God particle: the glue that holds matter together. A feat they accomplished on July 4, 2012.

CERN has also involved itself in strange activities.

• One year after its grand opening, Sergio Bertolucci, former Director for Research and Scientific Computing of the facility explains to a British Tabloid that they are attempting to open up dimensional portals “to peer into this open door, either by getting something out of it or sending something into it.”
• The town in France where CERN is partially situated is called “Saint-Genus-Poilly.” The name Pouilly comes from the Latin “Appolliacum” and it is believed that in Roman times a temple existed in honor of Apollo or Apollyon, the God of death and destruction. The people who lived there believed that it was a gateway to the underworld. CERN lies directly on this spot.
• A statue of the Hindu God Shiva Nataraja, also known as Apollyon stands in front of the facility. The Hindu goddess is known as first destroying the world, then recreating it. Order out of Chaos.
• A “fake” human sacrifice was performed in front of this statue mimicking known Apollyon ritual characteristics.

• The Bizarre weather formations taking place above CERN exactly when they begin their experiments, such as on June 24, 2016 as seen below:

• CERN’s logo demonstrates 666 symbolism.
• The collider is composed of some 9,600 super magnets – which are 100,000 times more powerful than the gravitational pull of Earth. (A liquid iron core does not account for the strength of the planet’s magnetic field to begin with).
• Homer Simpson accurately predicted the mass of the Higgs Boson particle 14 years before it was discovered by CERN.

CERN Mars Stargate: Odd Details Behind the “Joke”

These are but some of the most prolific points pertaining to the oddness that surrounds CERN and offers one the notion to consider that there could be some truth in their joke article, especially when you look at what else we have observed on Mars.

Let us first however, establish some common ground in our perception of our reality and therefore the information available to us. Several of these preceding statements warrant their own dedicated articles, however we will stay on course with what pertains to the Red Planet.

From a broad overview of recorded human history, the quest for power has alwaysbeen the driving force. It is in the ruling elite’s interest to mold their people into subservient citizens rather than having opponents capable of mounting an effective resistance.  To this end, illusion has been their go to tactic. After all, deception is more efficient and successful than brute force.

In a world therefore built upon illusion, a necessary strategy to accurately researching a controversial topic is to not only examine both sides of the coin empathetically, and by that, I mean to truly understand each side through their belief system and to not only ignore all predetermined judgement, but to also delve further and dissect that source of information.

One doctor can, for example, publish an essay in support of genetically modified food, but then do a little digging and come to find out they also wrote an article on how drinking a can of diet soda per day is healthy. I wish I could provide a link because I swear this is a real person that I one night stumbled across and did not bookmark. Pure gold … right through my fingers.

Each side has an agenda and the unspoken truth that permeates throughout our recorded history as a species, is that everything has a deeper layer. Do not take anything for face value. It is OK to juggle an idea around the ribcage of your belief system and both believe and not believe at the same time.

“It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.” – Aristotle

Deceipt has sculpted dozens of advanced civilizations. Our current United States government does not escape this generalization. A statement I know that many of you resonate with … and just as many of you completely disagree with. Just remember, the second you think you know something, you stop learning.

“Governments do not govern, but merely control the machinery of government, being themselves controlled by the hidden hand.” – Benjamin Disraeli; Prime Minister of England

“The United States Government is a foreign corporation with respect to a state.” Volume 20: Corpus Juris Secundum, (P 1785: NY re: Merriam 36 N.E. 505 1441 S.Ct. 1973, 41 L. Ed. 287).

The FCC, CIA, FBI, NASA and all of the other acronym gangs were never part of the United States government, even though the “US Government” holds the most shares of stock in the various Agencies. (U.S. V. Strang, 254 US 491, Lewis v. US, 680 F.2d, 1239).

This means that NASA is a private corporation in which the “US Government” is the majority shareholder. One must therefore assume their primary goal is to generate profit for the shareholder at any means necessary because that is what corporations do.

It is the public face of what we are meant to believe is our space program, plain and simple. That is why it seems little forward progress in terms of space exploration has been made since we landed on the moon in the 1960’s. If evidence were to arise indicating the existence of alien civilizations at our very  backdoor, there would be an initial public freak out over aliens … or our own history as a species, but most importantly it would lead to the acknowledgement of free energy devices that were used thousands of years ago, which would lead to the elimination of fossil fuels. Now you’re talking about one of the most powerful industries on the planet that has tremendous influence over our daily lives.

Notice how quickly cell phones evolved in the last twenty years, but car engines for some strange reason have pretty much stayed the same since their inception about a hundred years or so ago?

Granted when pursuing the evidence that has been gathered surrounding Mars, we have to solely rely upon NASA and therefore use them as a reference. Do not doubt for a second that they edit and whitewash everything they can, however even with these boundaries in place to mask the truth of our surrounding universe, evidence is still leaking through the cracks that Mars is more than just a dead planet.

Pyramids Possibly Exist on Mars Aligned to Orion’s Belt … Just Like Our Pyramids

The face located in the images above is patterned to the Sphinx in its relationship to its possible Pyramids. Egypt and Mars contain the same ancient blueprint and correspond in symmetry to Orion’s Belt. Bear in mind the accepted notion by mainstream science is that the face is an optical illusion, chalked up to pareidolia: a psychological phenomenon in which the mind responds to a stimulus (an image or a sound) by perceiving a familiar pattern where none exists.

I find the brain fascinating. In reality you never touch anything. A magnetism exists between the atoms of your hand and the atoms of the foreign object that repel against each other. To cause atoms to touch would require the energy of a star … or CERN. The atoms of your hand send off electrical information of their surrounding environment to the brain and the brain then does its own interpretation of what it thinks that material would feel like, then creating that sensation. You’re not really touching the mouse or the keyboard, your brain is creating that reality … technically.

I find the rationale of doubting my intelligence and the physical functions of my brain frankly insulting … and you should to.

It’s a face. If it were the Sphynx, it’s alignment would be identical to our Egyptian Pyramids.  That is clearly sacred geometry at play … and it correlates perfectly to the CERN article. That’s either truth or genius humor.

Water Currently Exists on Mars

These dark, narrow, 100 meter-long streaks called recurring slope lineae flowing downhill on Mars are inferred to have been formed by contemporary flowing water. Recently, planetary scientists detected hydrated salts on these slopes at Hale crater, corroborating their original hypothesis that the streaks are indeed formed by liquid water. The blue color seen upslope of the dark streaks are thought not to be related to their formation, but instead are from the presence of the mineral pyroxene. The image is produced by draping an orthorectified (Infrared-Red-Blue/Green(IRB)) false color image (ESP_030570_1440) on a Digital Terrain Model (DTM) of the same site produced by High Resolution Imaging Science Experiment (University of Arizona). Vertical exaggeration is 1.5.  Credits: NASA/JPL/University of Arizona

On Sept. 28, 2015 NASA’s Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter (MRO) provided evidencethat water flow currently exists on Mars. “This is a significant development, as it appears to confirm that water — albeit briny — is flowing today on the surface of Mars.” – John Grunsfeld, astronaut and associate administrator of NASA’s Science Mission Directorate in Washington.

Evidence of Microbial Life was Discovered Back in the 1970’s

Mars on the left compared to soil samples from Earth on the right

Soil samples taken from the 1970’s Viking missions underwent a series of tests including heating them, nutrient injection and being stored in the dark for two months. Scientists noted that the samples showed signs of microbial life and were eerily similar to soil samples taken from California, Alaska, and Antarctica.

In summary we have a facility that openly admits to seeking dimensional portals, built upon an ancient temple known for “attempting” to open a portal to hell, joking with us about an identical facility existing on the planet right next to us that we can safely conclude at this point harbors signs of life, water and ancient pyramids built according to Orion’s Belt … just like our Pyramids.

April fools? Or a mocking slap in the face, like the guy that got caught saying you’re stupid and is now trying to play it off. Ha ha just kidding, I was only kidding … but seriously.