Democrat National Convention to Be a Historic Event

This piece just came across the transom.  This is a “must read” item.  The Democrat Party has been hijacked by the left-wing extremists, progressives, socialists, Marxists, communists, CPUSA, NAACP, fundamentalist Muslims, illegal immigrants, ACORN, New Black Panther Party, unions, racist politicians, OWS radicals, and everything evil.

 Democratic National Convention Schedule

4:00 PM  Opening – Flag Burning Ceremony

4:05 PM  Singing of “God Damn America” led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright

4:10 PM  Pledge of Allegiance to Obama

4:14 PM  Reading the 6 Commandments Led By Chuckie Schumer

4:15 PM  Ceremonial “I hate America” led by Michelle Obama

4:30 PM  Tips on Dodging Sniper Fire, Hillary Clinton

4:45 PM Al Sharpton Leads Castrati Choir in Singing “Great Balls of Fire”

4:49 PM  Fund Raising,  John Edwards

5:00 PM  UFO Abduction Survival, Joe Biden

5:30 PM  Elliot Spitzer Speaks on “Family Values” via Satellite

5:45 PM  Tribute to All 57 States by the “Occupy Wall Street (OWS) Choir”        

5:50 PM  How I Invented The Internet and Global Warming,  Al Gore

6:00 PM  Joe Biden Delivers 100,000-Word Speech Featuring 23-Minute Question and 2-Hour Answer (Q&A)

8:30 PM  Airing of Grievances by the Clintons

9:00 PM  Bill Clinton Delivers Rousing Endorsement of Obama Girl

9:05 PM  Real Estate Tips by Barney Frank

9:15 PM  Tribute Film to Freedom Fighters at Gitmo, Michael Moore

9:45 PM  Personal Finance Seminar – Charlie Rangel

10:00 PM  Denunciation of THE N.R.A.,  Barbara Boxer

10:15 PM  Fund Raising Tips by George Clooney

10:30 PM  Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ & Afghanistan

11:00 PM  Obama Energy Plan Symposium/tire gauge Demonstration

11:15 PM  Free Gov. Blagojevich rally

11:20 PM   How I Killed Bin Laden by the Great B. Hussein Obama

11:30 PM  Obama Accepts Tony and Latin Grammy Awards

11:45 PM  Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish, Messiah Obama Presiding

12:00 AM  Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher

12:01 AM  Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior

12:05 AM  Celestial Choirs Sing

3:00 AM  Biden Delivers Acceptance Speech

Note: There is one omission in the list above

Memorial recognition of Obama’s surrogate son, Trayvon Martin, will be in conjunction with the 12:05 AM event.

OPTION:  Closing with a Declaration of War on the rich: To be decided just before the Convention