We have WAY too many lawyers in this country. But what to do? All, or almost all of the lawmakers are lawyers.
The judge should throw this suit out immediately on the grounds that anyone who thinks it’s OK to eat fried chicken with a fork and knife has no business in a Popeye’s drive through (or is it thru?) anyway.
The lawsuit states that because Newton didn’t receive a plastic knife, his only option was to hold the chicken breast with his hands and tear off pieces with his teeth, causing him to choke.
The lawsuit says Newton underwent emergency surgery to remove the piece of chicken from his throat.