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Unilever thuggery exposes danger of allowing these corporates such power

Wednesday, October 12, 2016 22:01
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Unilever’s economic thuggery in using its position as a global corporate whose grasping tentacles reach into every British home to try to rob the people of Britain will fail. The British are not tolerant of this sort of Blackmail from grasping offshore conglomerates – as Unilever will discover. The global corporate has control of the following brands

Colman’s mustard – You can make this yourself with yellow mustard powder at just £5.10 /kg from Real Foods at just a fraction of the cost of Unilever’s price

Lynx chemical sprays – by making Lynx unavailable in the UK, Unilever are actually doing the nation a huge favour as our unwashed teenagers may actually start to smell of something other than cheap, pungent and very nasty chemical aerosol.

PG tips – Teabags really are made from floor sweepings and dust from tea boxes, a blend of the cheapest and crudest teas sold at exorbitant prices. Again, try Real Foods (no connection) for quality teas at bulk prices

Pot Noodle -  At the risk of a generation of students having to do more than boil a kettle to make dinner, like Lynx the disappearance of Pot Noodle from our shelves will actually benefit the nation

I can’t believe it’s not butter – Or I can’t believe shoppers are so gullible as it’s called here. Use butter instead – it’s healthier than this factory made chemical gloop. 

Lyons ice cream – is a mix of emulsified lard and sugar in equal proportions with entrained air. I wouldn’t feed it to a dog. Find an ice cream actually made from real cream. 

and finally

Marmite – Not a fan, but there’s nothing for it but for the government to take the Marmite factory under state control as an emergency Brexit measure with product price control and guaranteed availability. 

Seriously, this is a grievous attempt at economic thuggery by a loathed global corporate. We should now do everything we can to dis-assemble and destroy the evil monster of Unilever back to its component parts. The company cannot be allowed to go unpunished.


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