1- You don’t know anything.
2- You don’t know what the things are that you need to know
3- You don’t even know what the things are that you don’t need to know.
4- Most of the people here don’t know anything either, even though they’re convinced they do.
5- What you don’t know sure can hurt you and it will- just as soon as you get off the simulator.
6- Most of the people who do know what they’re talking about….won’t talk about it. (even though the whole point of a forum is to talk about it.)
7- If and when you know what you’re talking about, you won’t talk about it either.
8- If the people who knew what they’re talking about actually talked about it, you couldn’t recognise or appreciate it anyway.
10- You are the problem
11- Only you can solve the problem….or not (usually, according to statistics)
Today I will be using a cleaning product that promises to clean the hard to reach, neglected forgotten corners.