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Sunday, November 6, 2016 16:15
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He said: Suppose you are blind. How would you see the art fair? I said: I am blind. (noises of the train entering a tunnel) I yelled: I am blind ! He said: Babe, I am not deaf.

Here is a compilation of snippets of overhead conversations I have gleaned at the fair as a blind blogger not a deaf one:

It looks great from a certain distance.

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He is afraid to lose his suffering.

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What a great booth ! Congratulations !

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I put on my shoes twenty hours ago.

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Do whatever you want with me, I am your bitch !

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He did nothing apart dying.

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I can’t hear you, my wheels are too loud.

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I don’t have a blogger’s life.

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We don’t have internet, we don’t have toilets.

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It’s kinda good to know that you can take your dog at the fair.

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Did you see the naked guy with the small champagne bottle at the opening?

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Wearing sunglasses is actually an honest way to visit a fair.

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Who told you to come here?

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You have to drink a lot.

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It’s a great booth: nobody is there.

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I just do what is written !

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I am not risking anything for the ideas of others.

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He is trying to find a connection. It’s not his day.

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It’s more Esso than Aesop.

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She is like a dragqueen on a high hill.

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My work is dark. I take dark pictures in dark places.

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Make Rothko Siffredi hot again.

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Please tell me stories, at least lies.

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It’s not complicated, its long.

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What are they doing? Working !

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I wanted to be an actor, now I am a gallerist.

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Say yes, not guess.

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You should try black magic, Turin is the perfect place for that !

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The artist prefers not to explain her work, its a statement.

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Marc was there !

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You look depressed. I am real good, just don’t talk about Liste.

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She is not an avatar, her parents came at the opening.

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The moment I told him ‘basta cosi’, he was into me.

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I already curated 500 exhibitions.

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The smell of the melt.

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What did she tell you? That my phone is changing the molecules of her food.

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It’s brilliant: you think you are missing something great !

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Let’s go there and be hated together.

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She is at the border, if you see what I mean.

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