Another Letter From The Tea Party

To who it concerns,

Now I hear on the TV that eatin meat depresses you??? If you eat a stake you will get depressed??? Where does all this unG-dly claptrap come from anyways? Huh? Meat depressed?

My hubby Reverend Ray Bob Dotteren and me have bin eatin all kinds of meat provided by the good Lord for over 60 years and we are not now nor never not ever bin depressed. Never! And I mean pork, beef, lamm, bergers, sawsage, paddy melts, whatever meat thare is we eat and we are not depressed. I wood say that eatin that Soshalist libaral vegan crap wood depress anyone but not a hot dog.

Who cums up with this noncense I ask you? I am sertain that Donald Trump eats plenty of meat and he is so never not depressed. Yesterday he said he eats big porter house stakes and he does not appeer to be depressed to us and he has a lot of stanima to – enuf to be Prezident of us. And we will be voting for this man who will make us grate. No dout. Meat depressed!

I’m just gonna stop now and watch the TV.

Huh? Wha?

Meet the Press? Meet the Press?

Oh.

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