Conservatives Mock “Resistance” With “Second Civil War Letters” After Portland Antifa Goes Down Hard

Last weekend’s violence in Portland between Antifa and Trump supporters produced a viral video of a “resistance” member being knocked out cold. 

The man, wearing a black and yellow Fred Perry polo shirt, which has become the now-famous uniform of the Proud Boys, forced his attacker to the ground with one punch. After being knocked out, the Antifa supporter had to be carried away by a group of his fellow protesters.

Big League Politics reached out to Gavin McInnes, who founded the Proud Boys, whose only comment was “F#&k around and find out,” stating that Antifa “found out.” –Big League Politics

The skirmish in Portland has many talking about the prospect of a second Civil War in the United States. As we reported last week, a shocking 31% of voters say it’s likely that the United States will experience a second civil war over the next five years, according to a new Rasmussen poll.

As such, conservatives have taken to twitter to mock the violent left with a new hashtag which has quickly gone viral: #SecondCivilWarLetters – which envisions the “soy-boys” on the left writing letters during a second Civil War. 

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To Antifa Command:

Half the regiment walked home after we ran out of selfie sticks and wifi for instagram. Granola stores are dry. Our undercover op failed when the Red Caps started doing pushups and using improper pronouns

Send soylent#SecondCivilWarLetters

— Jack Posobiec (@JackPosobiec) July 3, 2018

Dear Parents,

We had no idea wearing all black in summer would lead to this many casualties. They warned us in Basic about living outdoors but we didn’t believe them.

Reports of Special Forces Q Brigades in the hills nearby.

Don’t pray for us. #SecondCivilWarLetters

— Jack Posobiec (@JackPosobiec) July 3, 2018

#secondcivilwarletters
My Darling Clara,
I write to you today along the Twittermattox timeline where the infirmary tents continue to fill without cessation, the woods ringing with the barking despairs hollowed-eyed souls driven to madness by butthurt and sick burns.

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) July 3, 2018

My dearest mother;

I’m all out of organic sunscreen and the microagressions have really taken a toll

I’m shook, the worst part of battle was when someone addressed me without proper pronouns, and assumed I wanted to use the men’s restroom #secondcivilwarletters

— PinkAboutIt (@Pink_About_it) July 3, 2018

Amy;
I am safely in Vancouver.
It is lovely. Everyone rides bicycles.
Their prime minister seems delightful.
I will attempt to send Coffee Crisp and Ketchup flavoured Lays to you and your battalion in the morn.
– James#secondcivilwarletters

— Steve Marmel (@Marmel) July 3, 2018

My dearest Madison;
Whilst engaging hostiles in Santa Clarita, we found ourselves pinned down between Starbucks, Peets, Seattle’s Best and an Einstein’s bagels. We are running low of seasonal blends and jalapeño cheddar.
Send rations.
– Regards, Corey
#secondcivilwarletters

— Steve Marmel (@Marmel) July 3, 2018

To the Parents of Sgt Phineas Hoobastank,

I write to inform you of the passing of your son.

His entire platoon was wiped out when their pink woolen caps were sighted through the woods by the enemy.

Your loving leader,

Chancellor Hillary Clinton#secondcivilwarletters

— Jack Posobiec (@JackPosobiec) July 3, 2018

My dearest Beatrice,

Time draws nigh as the summer days drag on and the Red Caps close in on our safe spaces

Our hope is lower than CNN’s ratings

The end looms near

We’ve lost Stormy Daniels

Sing her ballad

#SecondCivilWarLetters

— Jack Posobiec (@JackPosobiec) July 3, 2018

Clarissa,

You may have heard Paul Joseph Watson was captured by our company yesterday. He kept telling us to imagine his shock, until Fatima shoved her hijab in his mouth. He is being well treated, despite his protests at the soy milk. War is hell, eh? #secondcivilwarletters

— Mike Stuchbery (@MikeStuchbery_) July 3, 2018

Dearest Xer,

Conditions on the front are grim. Our soy rations are down to two lattes a day. Wifi is only one bar. We have but the writings of Senator Ta-Nehisi to comfort us during the frog barrages. Intel reports General McInnes’ forces are on the move

#secondcivilwarletters

— Jack Posobiec (@JackPosobiec) July 3, 2018

That said, it’s all fun and games until it’s not… 

Given the spate of violence directed towards Trump supporters which began during the 2016 election which has most recently manifested itself in the form of stalking, public shaming and threatening Trump officials, it’s easy to see how nearly 1/3 of voters think civil war is on the horizon. There are also scores of leftist hate groups roaming around looking for a fight, as well documented by Far Left Watch.

Remember these charming incidents? (there are hundreds)

Cheesecake Factory Employees Attack Black Man For Wearing MAGA Hat

Capitol Police Arrested Male Dem Operative For Assaulting Female Trump Admin Official

Trump supporter ‘brutally attacked’ in D.C. restaurant

NY: Danish tourist mugged at knifepoint over MAGA hat

Black Trump Supporter Spit On For Being a Black Man Wearing ‘MAGA’ Hat

MN: Conservative Students Say They Have Been ‘Violently Threatened’ at St. Olaf College

Chicago teens kidnap and torture a Trump supporter while they live stream from Facebook