Watching new TV shows, I often wish I could have been in the pitch meetings in which network executives bought them. “Hey, Dave, when The Exorcist first came out, people in the audience puked right in their seats! Wouldn’t it be great if we had some of that?” Or: “Really, Mr. Geller, the original MacGyver was so profoundly stupid thatSaturday Night Live is still making fun of it 30 years later! It’s a natural for us!”
These examples are not, as you have surmised, hypothetical. As the broadcast nets pass the midway point in the rollout of their new fall season, they’re offering up two remakes of resurrected video corpses on a single night. All you need is to throw in a frozen Swanson turkey dinner for a complete National TV Archeological Dig Day. Television critic Glenn Garvin reviews the two “new” shows.