With the world a good bet to end Tuesday—at least, if we’re lucky—this is not the week to be wasting your dwindling time on esoteric PBS costume dramas or earnest public-access-channel poetry slams. Go with your primal instincts and wallow in tabloid culture as God and Jerry Springer intended.
The purest essence of tabloidiana, of course, is the true-crime show, a cruelly underserved market in the United States. It’s hard to believe we’ve gotten along all these years on a thin diet of Forensic Files, Dateline NBC, The First 48, Wives with Knives, The Hunt with John Walsh, Dead Silent, Swamp Murders, and a scant two dozen others.
Fear not, though. People Magazine Investigates, in which the Woodward-and-Bernstein of botched boob jobs and celebrity liposuction turns its keen journalistic eye on crime with the same relentless energy with which it has pursued The Sexiest Man Alive and 100 Most Beautiful People all these many decades. Television critic Glenn Garvin takes a look at the crime show, along with a new documentary about the life (and death) of Karen Carpenter.