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Killer Mike Offers Self-Righteousness for Sale Package

Thursday, November 17, 2016 10:49
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Killer Mike and Bernie SandersEver tried to bring attention to an issue close to your heart, but didn’t quite have the star power to do it? Well fret no more because rap supergroup Run the Jewels is here to help.

Through the music website Daylight Curfew, the famed duo of Killer Mike and El-P are offering an exclusive “Self-Righteousness for Sale” package, where for the price of $350,000, the two artists promise to spend six months “pretending to care about whatever you care about.”

This pretending to care will include “eloquent and timely speeches,” a co-authored info packet, a “heartfelt” video about the purchaser’s cause, and travel to a maximum of three events. As if all of this weren’t enough for any cash-laden social justice warrior, Run the Jewels will even compose an original song entitled “WE’VE GOT TO BRING _______ TO AN END” as part of the package.

Some terms and conditions do apply. The offer is apparently not available to “terrorists or cops” (sorry, #bluelivesmatter). Run the Jewels also reserves the right to “not fulfill any of its obligations as outlined in any package priced at 35k or more” which would, of course, include the self-righteousness package.

Run the Jewels’ offer to basically be a super PAC for hire, even if not actually redeemable, is patently hilariously and an excellent send-up of so much of today’s celebrity activism.

It’s also a little bit ironic given that Killer Mike was a vocal supporter of former presidential candidate and vociferous super PAC critic Sen. Bernie Sanders (D–Vt.). If Sanders had his druthers when it came to campaign finance restrictions, Run the Jewels’ self-righteousness package might be illegal as well as phony.


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