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Video. Obama Can’t Throw Football ; True Queer.

Tuesday, May 28, 2013 15:58
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Gov. Christie Nails Football Through Tire In One Try (Obama goes 0-5)

Obama Goes 0-For-5 Throwing Football Through Tire; Moby Chris Pulls It Off On First Try

 Gov. Chris Christie (R., N.J.) showed President Obama a thing or two about quarterbacking on the Jersey Shore Tuesday, connecting on his first throw through a tire in the “Touchdown Fever” carnival game, while Obama went 0-for-5.

Obama did not go away empty-handed, however. Christie’s successful throw won him a stuffed “Chicago” bear, which went to the president. Obama did claim that Christie only made his good toss because he’s running for office.


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  • Neil Armstrong

    This proves obama is not black, he’s just faking it.

  • Merkin

    Geir Smith.. throwing stones in a glass house again.

    I’d wager a $100 fiat dollars that you throw a ball like a girl too.

    Would that prove you prefer men or just that you didn’t have a man in your life growing up to show you how it’s done?

    • Geeper

      Shambhala probably plays petanque, I don’t think football’s that popular in France.

      I think the real message behind this story is the King of Shambhala really needing to say to us “I can throw a football AND THIS PROVES I AM NOT GAY” for some reason.

      • King of Shambhala

        Geeper it’s pretty ironic isn’t it that you claim to be intelligent and not an ugly immoral person.

        You’re stupid and an ugly immoral person.

        You’re the village idiot.

      • Geeper

        Calling a total stranger “ugly” when you have already identified their usericon as Yul Brynner seems kinda dumb.

        A lot of your comments seem to be being deleted lately. Have you worked out why that is, yet?

      • King of Shambhala

        Village idiot Geeper.

        You’re trying to tell us you’re intelligent and not an ugly morralless person?


      • Geeper

        No, I’m just posting comments. You’re the one who seems desperate to make points about relative levels of intelligence and physical attractiveness. You sound a little insecure, to be honest.

      • King of Shambhala

        I’m not insecure, I’m just saying you’re a stupid and ugly person.

        That’s not an insult.

        I know you.

      • King of Shambhala

        I’m just saying Obama’s no expert at sports like he’s tried to present himself.

        Doing sports is stupsports are useless losses of time and effort.

        I’m just saying Obama’s a loser even at useless things and his life is empty of anything worthy and good, he’s a loss of time.

      • King of Shambhala

        Stupid ugly people who supported Obama must be really ashamed now.

        Following a loser is always a drag.

        Obama’s like Hitler a lousy loser and nolife and killing millions like Obama/Hitler isn’t a big sign of success.

    • King of Shambhala

      Why are you guys defending Obama?

      He’s a criminal.

      You’re sick people.

    • AxisOfEvil

      Geir Smith is not a pitcher, he is a catcher :mrgreen:

      • King of Shambhala

        Supporting Obama is foolhardy.

        Why did you freaks choose this known criminal Obama?

        You’re fools and ugly.

      • King of Shambhala

        Obots are clowns.

        Arpaio’s just hit a home run at the sheriffs’ conference in Missouri.

        They said “Nothing can stop us now.” so that’s good news and Obama’s toast finally now

      • Anonymous

        They said “Nothing can stop us now.”

        youve been saying that for years… so far… nothing..

        the games over.. you lost… youre still running around the field all by yourself though.. squealing like a little girl .. thinking youre scoring points all by yourself..

        no one cares what you think… everyone here knows youre a joke..

        youre obviously having trouble convincing yourself of anything these days

      • King of Shambhala

        Tha’s crap, the Cold Case Posse hit a home run yesterday and now we’ll see results concretely.

        Quit claiming you’ve won.

        We’re closing you freaks down.

        Mike Zullo: Nothing Can Stop Us Now – exclusive interview (6-1-13)

  • King of Shambhala

    The broader picture is that Obama’s the Abominable homosexual Antichrist and his skulls cut up in slices.

    Spread this good news.

    Obama’s revealed by me and I’m THe One who’s revealing this worldwide because all the false christs commenting my articles are nothing but demons; I’m alone in spreading the truth and spreading goodness and not lies.

  • Anonymous

    id like to see ms smith throw a football…

    • King of Shambhala

      Accept that Obama’s a homosexual.

      Why don’t you want to accept that?

      Are you a farggot yourself?

      • Anonymous

        ok obama is a homosexual..

        id still like to see you throw a football.. as soon as you finish having sex with those small furry animals ok? you know how to post a video?

        go on… do it! i dare you!

        you wont, youre a scared homosexual..

      • Merkin

        I’d still like to see Geir “try” to throw a ball too

        Ahahahhaha. I know his little feminine wrists couldn’t handle the stress.

      • King of Shambhala

        You Obots work for money and don’t understand politics; you’re working for Fascists right now, liberals.

        Who will you work for when Obama’s on Death Row (for High Treason) getting knocked up by blacks (f*ggots like you) like him and waiting for his last meal of fried chicken?

        Yoiu’ll work for anyone who pays you like the CIA right?

      • Merkin

        I can’t speak for EVERYONE that likes to post on your joke articles Geir… but I don’t work for the CIA. ( You’ve been told this multiple times you pansy dullard )

        If you have someone for me to contact to get paid to razz you then cough up the number.

        P.S. I wouldn’t talk about Fascism if I were you Geir. Hitler was a follower of you “religion” too

  • Gay Smith

    I’d like to watch Geir Smith to throw a ball.
    Guess who is gonna look like a pussy…

    • Merkin

      Geir didn’t have a Dad to show him how to throw a ball.

      Sad but true

      Without a father figure in his life he got pretty deep into the Paris “alternative lifestyle” scene

      His anus got lots of balls thrown against it but that’s the only experience he has

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