Trump’s Messenger Comes Like a Thief In The Night… again. Mrs Shambhala Still Not Amused!!

The King of Shambhala (Shambles) has announced the arrival of the apocalypse; this time, it happens in 41 days. Should you stand by your beds, awaiting the reckoning and judgement of the almighty Shambles?

No!!

He has prematurely announced the apocalypse on at least 12 separate occasions. Each time he has looked extremely foolish after every incidence… when nothing happens.

But he has the right to continue on with his belief that he is indeed the Messiah, and apparently Jesus is not as perfect as we would all like him to be. Whereas most people consider Jesus to be the light, the way and the truth. Shambles is more the blasphemous, bigoted, bullshit artist kinda guy.

He has fastiduously defended Donald Trump’s decision to relocate the US Embassy to Jerusalem, and he believes that it will be the launch of The Apocalypse. He’s had 12 apocalypses already, but this time he is sure he’s right… 13th time lucky, right?

Who can forget those telling words on the 27th September 2017, expressing some self-doubt about his divinity;

“I never wanted to be Jesus and the Messiah but who’s going to fill the shoes?”

Understandably he felt somewhat aggrieved with the rejection by those “evil Christians”, who didn’t buy his story. They cruelly laughed at his 500/1 cast iron-clad lottery proof that Obama was the anti-christ. It transpired that KOS set about a clever and cunning plan to get even with them.

“Christians told me that my proof of Obama being the Antichrist was fake because I was Buddhist. I thought: That’s mighty intolerant. They think only a Christian can be the Saviour, Messiah etc…how typically hateful of Christians that is! That’s why people have rejected Christianity.”

“So, seeing I don’t buy that big lie I retorted back that because they said a Buddhist couldn’t be Jesus and the Messiah I’d prove them wrong.”

“It’s a bit spiteful of me to proclaim myself Jesus and the Messiah admittedly, but nothing can excuse Christians saying things like that only Christians will be saved in the end times.”

But thankfully for us all, he refound the faith… within an hour of his brief meltdown. It transpires that he has a magic Bible that produces quotes, and amends them according to the wishes of our self-proclaimed Messiah… and I for one am truly grateful for the plasticity of his guidance. It brings a smile to my face every time I open one of his articles because, while much of it has been said before, and again and…, there is usually something in there that comes as a surprise, kos it ain’t been said like that before.

His next stroke of genius was revealing that Matt Lauer had apparently raped an employee.

Not understanding that Hilary Clinton had put Matt on the naughty step for giving her a hard time in an interview prior to the election, Shambles didn’t get the irony of tarring Lauer as a “demoncrat”. And a few of us remember that priceless exchange, here on BIN;

King of Shambhala

This is the end for the liberals and GOP who supported the Antichrist Obama: I’m their Judge.
The Judge of the Last Judgement (aka: “the Day of Atonement”) rules and sentences people in the end of time for their sins/ of which the greatest is to have supporteed the Antichrist and Devil Obama during his ten-year Rule over the world.
All the world will be judged and doomed: while only the chosen few will be saved which are those that follow me and spread like I do, the truth which I am bringing to the world about the ID of the Antichrist aka Obama.

Dun Foaming

“only the chosen few will be saved which are those that follow me and spread like I do”

I always thought you were “easy”; it’s probably why Obama rejected you; you gotta try playing hard to get Shambles

Hi NSA, kiss my artichoke

Damn it’s hard to type when you’re laughing so hard.

King of Shambhala

Matt Lauer’s been fired.
The trolls don’t want to say it, because they’re too panicked.
Ignore them, they’re mentally ill and Wikipedia says so.
They’re paid Obama shills and headed for jail fast now like their boss Obama.

Hi NSA, kiss my artichoke

“Matt Lauer’s been fired!!!!!!!!!!!”
There ya go Geir, said it, no panic at all.
Instead of looking up shill and troll all the time, try mentally ill.
Bet you didn’t know Wiki had a picture of you.

Geeper

Matt Lauer has been fired.

Never heard of him, but sure, good riddance.

Dun Foaming

Matt Lauer’s been fired

Mayhem

You might not have heard of him, Geeper, but the creep owns the lease on a sizable chunk of my backyard.

Anyhoots we’re currently reassessing his eligibility because we retain the right to sling immigrant hooks should they embarrass themselves in an unforgivable way.

New Zealand the place rich Yanks want to retire to including tech giants and film producers.

Anonymous

Matt Lauer has been fired.

2QIK4U

Has Matt been fired RAMALAMBADINGDONG? I didn’t see that anywhere just you telling everyone your RAMBO

But Shambles, persistent as ever, continued to persecute the blacks, the muslims, the homos (gays) and the minions of Satan’s Army. Apparently the Muslims behead people, and the black Africans eat them. See here (see his comment here at the end of this article; /alternative/2018/04/april-1st-suirprise-the-bernie-madoff-of-politics-obama-finds-out-his-real-name-and-place-of-birth-its-not-what-you-think-video-3605173.html)

Shamble’s bus has arrived at gate 9. The engine doesn’t sound too good, it’s had a few bumps, as you’d expect having come on such a perilous journey, and the driver looks decidedly dodgy. I’m gonna grab the popcorn and observe, as I’m sure there will be another one along shortly.

If you want to be saved, just make sure you pick the correct Messiah. My advice is to pick one who doesn’t look extremely ugly (after all he’ll be heaven sent), is intelligent, has some social skills and doesn’t demand that you follow him, lest some horrendous fate awaits you.

Thankfully Revelations gives us a clue on timing. The big bad boy shows up first, where the multitudes accept the mark of the beast. The good guy turns up later. Perhaps KOS is just keen to get started, and nip it in the bud so to speak.

Either way, I for one am grateful to KOS for setting the ball rolling, I feel his childlike impatience at doing battle with the anti-christ. What a brave warrior he is.

For now, I am Dun Foaming