It’s a man’s world and that man is Pajama Boy

Conservatives are afraid because we understand that the Pajama Boys are our new overlords. They are “new-model masculinity” and they are going to dominate us and get all the chicks. That according to the New Republic.

In an economy that is increasingly influenced by women (in all but three of the 2,000 largest metropolitan areas in the country, in the aggregate, single childless women under 30 are out-earning their male counterparts), the men who seem to be reaping the clearest rewards are those who seem to comfortable with the adjustments of a world that’s 40 years into second-wave feminism (and one in which, for that matter, gay culture is no longer fringe culture). The chest-thumping alpha males of yore now take their social cues from men who have worked out a more subtle way to assert themselves in the world. Metrosexuals aren’t a new, urban category any more; people who might have been referred to that way ten years ago are now just called dudes. (Of course, even men who work at liberal magazines and live in Brooklyn find this transition complicated.) But if Pajama Boy is nothing out of the ordinary—which I’d argue he isn’t—then that means conservatives are losing several culture-war battles, and thus a great deal of valuable electoral ammunition.

See? Pajama Boy is the “new-model masculinity” and guys like us are being phased out.

I guess that’s it guys. Our time has passed. Pajama Boy is the new-model masculinity.

Sorry ladies.