Now They’re Just Effing With Us, or, “I’ll Get You, My Pretty!”

The Iranians: now they’re just effing with us. We’re to believe that – 2 days after the Nuke deal was inked – they just happened to discover previous unidentified supplies of uranium – “unexpectedly?”

Iran has reportedly found an unexpectedly high reserve of uranium, following assessments that the country is running low on the nuclear raw material and just days after President Obama essentially secured an international nuclear deal with the country’s leaders.

Brother! Just how gullible do they think we are?

“If you like your healthcare-plan, you can keep your plan.” (And if you can’t, it’s because you’re too stupid to know what’s good for you in the first place.)

“I cannot pass amnesty through executive action… I am not a dictator.” (Except, of course, when I am.)

“With Obamacare we will reduce your insurance premiums by $2,500, per family per year.” (Or maybe that was increase it by $2500; I was never that hot at math.)

“It was not my decision to pull all the troops from Iraq.” (Somebody else made that happen.)

“That would be a red line…” (And I never said I wasn’t okay with them crossing it…)

And my personal favorite:

“Not even a smidgen of corruption.” 

“Nixon lost 18 minutes. Obama’s now lost two years of emails, and one thing that people don’t remember, the second article of impeachment for Richard Nixon was the abuse of the IRS to pursue political enemies. This is a high crime; this is not a triviality.” – Charles Krauthammer

And don’t even get me started on the Trans Pacific “Partnership” lies; butt by then I guess the Republican held Congress was just too tired out from doing nothing all these years.

Anyway, with this latest bit of information regarding the Iran deal I’m beginning to suspect we have a traitor in our midst. No, not BHO; I’m thinking Jonathan Gruber.

I see his fingerprints all over this Iran-Nuke deal.

“Lack of transparency is a huge political advantage. And basically call it the stupidity of the American voter, or whatever, but basically that was really, really critical in getting the thing to pass.”

And if that’s the case, I have a message to pass on to Jonathan from The Donald:

“I’ll get you my pretty! And your little cockatoo too!”