Obama Not Sure Whether He Smoked Pot

Obama and his Choom Gang must have been smoking strong stuff. Now he can’t even remember if he smoked it at all. From his recent trip to Vietnam:

When a Vietnamese attendee at a town hall asked Pres. Obama about his weed-smoking past, the U.S. president replied that he “didn’t know” if reports of his marijuana use were true.

The exchange:

Q: “Thank you. I’m a filmmaker, so I’m very interested in personal stories. And you said before, when you are young you’re like fooling around. And I read on Internet — I’m not sure if it’s true or not — that you also like smoking weed and things like that.”

OBAMA: “I don’t know if that’s true.”

If he really doesn’t remember, he ought to refresh his memory by reading his own book:

In his 1995 memoir “Dreams of My Father,” Obama writes about smoking pot almost like Dr. Seuss wrote about eating green eggs and ham. As a high school kid, Obama wrote, he would smoke “in a white classmate’s sparkling new van,” he would smoke “in the dorm room of some brother” and he would smoke “on the beach with a couple of Hawaiian kids.”

He would smoke it here and there. He would smoke it anywhere.

He even started a pot-smoking trend called “total absorption.”

If only Obama had remained absorbed in brain-rotting recreational drugs instead of even more pernicious moonbattery, America might be a stronger nation today.

On a tip from Craig B. Graphic compliments of Aaron S.