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The Fart Patrol of California

Thursday, September 22, 2016 15:47
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During the latter 1960’s, Hollywood produced a WWII-themed TV series called The Rat Patrol. Now, the California government is forming the fart patrol. Thanks to California Senate Bill 1383, which was signed into law by Gov. Jerry Brown, “The state’s Air Resources Board can also now regulate bovine flatulence, as long as there are practical ways to reduce the cows’ belching and breaking wind.” That’s right. The government of California wants to regulate cow farts. Just how can anyone stop cows from farting? One wouldn’t be able put a big cork into a cow, because the eventual pressure build-up would

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