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Colbert: Trump Will ‘Wipe His Fat Ass With the Constitution’ If He Loses

Friday, October 21, 2016 16:55
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Colbert: Trump Will ‘Wipe His Fat Ass With the Constitution’ If He Loses
by Jerome Hudson 20 Oct 2016
Late Night host Stephen Colbert ripped Donald Trump in a lengthy live monologue Wednesday night following the third presidential debate.
“Democracy’s going to end with a cliffhanger!” Colbert said in reference to Trump’s response about keeping America “in suspense” about whether he would immediately accept the election results.
“I guess we’re all going to have to wait until November 9 to find out if we still have a country,” Colbert joked. “If Donald Trump is in the mood for a peaceful transfer of power or if he’s just gonna wipe his fat ass with the Constitution!”
Colbert’s anti-Trump tirade lasted for more than 10 minutes, and it was relentless.
The CBS funnyman knocked Trump’s business ventures, saying, “I was surprised Trump decided to debate in Vegas, especially at the University of Nevada, because he hasn’t had a lot of luck with casinos or universities.”
Colbert also mocked the Republican nominee over sexual assault allegations: “Throughout the debate, Trump found time to tweet repeatedly, which is pretty surprising, but at least we know where his hands were.”
There were gags about Trump’s “tiny hands” and how he didn’t win an Emmy Award for The Apprentice.
Colbert, ramping up the theatrics, pulled out a pair of his own Emmys. “You really should get one, Donald,” Colbert said, while kissing the trophy. “They’re fantastic.”
“Trump lost to The Amazing Race,” Colbert added. “This year, it could go to the amazing racist.”
Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbertis the host of the Late Show with Stephen Colbert, and was the host for the Colbert Report.
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William J. Clinton swore in Bill de Blasio as the NYC mayor in 2014, is the founder of the Bill, Hillary & Chelsea Clinton Foundation, and an adviser for the 2016 Hillary Rodham Clinton presidential campaign.
Ready PAC (Ready For Hillary)supported the 2016 Hillary Rodham Clinton presidential campaign.
Open Society Foundations was a funder for the Bill, Hillary & Chelsea Clinton Foundation, and the Atlantic Council of the United States (think tank).   
George Soros is the founder & chairman for the Open Society Foundations, a co-chair, national finance council for the Ready PAC (Ready For Hillary), a board member for the International Crisis Group, and was the chairman for the Foundation to Promote Open Society.  
Foundation to Promote Open Society was a funder for the Aspen Institute (think tank), the International Rescue Committee, and the Brookings Institution (think tank).
Cory A. Booker is a fundraiser for the 2016 Hillary Rodham Clinton presidential campaign, was the Newark (NJ) mayor, and sang on finale for the Colbert Report.
Henry A. Kissinger sang on finale for the Colbert Report, was a lifetime trustee at the Aspen Institute (think tank), is a director at the Atlantic Council of the United States (think tank), an overseer at the International Rescue Committee, a director at the American Friends of Bilderberg (think tank), Arianna Huffington’s friend, and a 2008 Bilderberg conference participant (think tank).
Jane Lakes Harmanis a trustee at the Aspen Institute (think tank), and a stockholder at the Harman International Industries, Inc.
Ann McLaughlin Korologos was a chair emeritus for the Aspen Institute (think tank), and is a director at the Harman International Industries, Inc.
O'Connor & Hannan was the lobby firm for the Harman International Industries, Inc., and Lionel Sawyer & Collins.
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James V. Taranikis a professor at the University of Nevada, and was a director at the Newmont Mining Corporation.
Jane Nelson is a director at the Newmont Mining Corporation, and was a senior fellow at the Brookings Institution (think tank).
Cass R. Sunsteinis a senior fellow at the Brookings Institution (think tank), and married to Samantha Power.
Katie Couric sang on finale for the Colbert Report, an anchor for the CBS News, was lured to CBS by Leslie Moonves, is a trustee at the Aspen Institute (think tank), and married to Jonathan Klein.
Jonathan Kleinis married to Katie Couric, and was the EVP for the CBS News.
Leslie Moonves lured Katie Couric to CBS, and is the chairman & president & CEO for CBS.
Samantha Power sang on finale for the Colbert Report, a board member for the International Crisis Group, a director at the International Rescue Committee, Barack Obama’s aide, is married to Cass R. Sunstein, and the United Nations U.S. ambassador for the Barack Obama administration.
Tom Brokaw sang on finale for the Colbert Report, and an overseer at the International Rescue Committee.
Patrick Stewartsang on finale for the Colbert Report, and is a William Morris Endeavor Entertainment client.
Barry Manilow sang on finale for the Colbert Report, and is a William Morris Endeavor Entertainment client.
Ari Emanuel is the co-CEO & director for William Morris Endeavor Entertainment, Bradley Whitford is his client, Rahm I. Emanuel’s brother, and a co-founder for the Americans for Fuel Efficient Cars.
Bradley Whitfordis Ari Emanuel’s client, and sang on finale for the Colbert Report.
Rahm I. Emanuelis Ari Emanuel’s brother, a member of the Commercial Club of Chicago, the Chicago (IL) mayor, and was the White House chief of staff for the Barack Obama administration.
Arianna Huffington is a co-founder for the Americans for Fuel Efficient Cars, Henry A. Kissinger’s friend and sang on finale for the Colbert Report.
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Michael R. Bloomberg is a friend of Henry A. Kissinger, the founder of the Bloomberg Family Foundation, and was the New York (NY) mayor.
Cory A. Booker is a director at the Bloomberg Family Foundation, a fundraiser for the 2016 Hillary Rodham Clinton presidential campaign, was the Newark (NJ) mayor, and sang on finale for the Colbert Report.
Bill de Blasio is the New York (NY) mayor, William J. Clinton swore him in as the NYC mayor in 2014, and sang on the finale for the Colbert Report.
William J. Clintonswore in Bill de Blasio as the NYC mayor in 2014, is the founder of the Bill, Hillary & Chelsea Clinton Foundation, and an adviser for the 2016 Hillary Rodham Clinton presidential campaign.
Ready PAC (Ready For Hillary)supported the 2016 Hillary Rodham Clinton presidential campaign.
Stephen Colbert was the host for the Colbert Report, and is the host of the Late Show with Stephen Colbert.

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  • “The more damage you are inflicting upon your enemies, the greater is the vigor with which they will in turn attack you”.

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