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Cube: “Pussy Galore Endorses Trump”

Tuesday, October 11, 2016 7:43
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For those readers who are too young to know, Pussy Galore was a character in the 1959 James Bond movie Goldfinger. The role was played by the beautiful and talented Honor Blackman.

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In an effort to strengthen Mr. Trump’s lagging poll numbers among women, the Trump campaign has secured a most desired endorsement this weekend from Bond bad-girl, Pussy Galore.

When asked about his efforts to secure the endorsement Mr. Trump said, “I moved on her like a bitch, but I couldn’t get there.” Mr. Trump continued, “I finally ate some Tic Tacs and grabbed the Pussy and reminded her that I am a star and I can do anything.”

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  • What comes out of a man’s mouth is a reflection of what’s in his heart – Jesus

    • Man

      do you need jesus for that to come to that conclusion?

      • Actually, yes. You don’t know the truth apart from Christ.

        • Man

          so how did you came to conclusion that what jesus said was correct… you needed to make a truth judgement which is apparently programmed by your jesus… so technically you have no ability to think for yourself

    • Or his Monologue !!!!

  • Hey I’ve always wanted Pussy Galore……although not that particular woman !!!!

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