Everyone says that Tim Kaine, despite his creepily uncanny resemblance to several dummies, is a really nice guy. And everyone concedes that Mike Pence is a genuinely nice guy; which is why this is the debate everybody was expecting:
Butt OMG! what we got was more like this:
The Dems sent Timmy/Triumph the insult dog instead of Timmy the Joker.
Good grief Dems, a word of advice: stop beating your dogs. The only thing last night’s pet trick accomplished was to make Kaine – if this is even humanly possible – less likeable than his running mate.
What transpired on the debate stage was another unwatchable 2-on-1 interrupted only by multiple #STFUKaine moments.
And how about that Elaine Quijano? Charter member of MINO (moderators in name only), is she even a real pretend journalist? Can she even spell “moderate”?
Whew! That was really something; when your trained dog loses control it can get ugly. I’m going to suggest Hillary hire one more member for her campaign staff; a personal coach of sorts.
“No dog is too much for me to handle. I rehabilitate dogs, I train people. I am the dog whisperer.” -