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Keep Your Fingers Clear of Gary Johnson’s Snapping Jaws

Friday, October 28, 2016 16:25
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Warning — do not challenge “Libertarian” candidate Gary Johnson. He can go from passively mumbling “I don’t want to argue” to biting out your throat in the blink of an eye. Watch the telltale cord bulge in his neck, signifying psychotic rage:

Imagine how he would react if you laughed at him for never having heard of Aleppo.

Mellow out, Gary. Take another hit on the bong.

He’s harmless after a few tokes.

On a tip from TrojanMan.


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