Did you know that you can actually take “light saber” classes? You know, to become a real Jedi? New York Jedi promises “the best light saber choreo classes anywhere”. Only $10!
Important note: They “discourage use of toy sabers (extendable/soft plastic or sequentially-lighting blades) during practice. Additional equipment (ex: knee pads) is optional.”
Where to begin…..Let’s see for starters they are ALL FUCKING TOYS. There is no such thing as a “real” light sabre. Furthermore, none of them have “blades”. They are fucking plastic tubes that light up. If they had actual blades I would imagine the New York Jedi Academy would be horror shop of disemboweled and amputated poorly-adjusted adult age children who, for some unknown reason, think Star Wars is real.
And I have no idea why anyone would need knee-pads for “Light Sabre Choreo”. On second thought, I think I know why….
The Empire Lucas Films is suing the shit out of these adult-sized children for copy right infringement. Welcome to the real world, Padawan.
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