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A Blonde Joke for Your Friday Funny!

Friday, November 18, 2016 9:35
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A blind man enters a ladies bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke sir, I think it is just fair – given that you are blind – that you should know the following five things:

  1. The bartender is a blonde girl;
  2. The bouncer is a blonde girl;
  3. I’m a 6 foot tall, 160 pound blonde woman with a black belt in Karate;
  4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter; and
  5. The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.”

“Now, think about it seriously mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”

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