A blind man enters a ladies bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke sir, I think it is just fair – given that you are blind – that you should know the following five things:
“Now, think about it seriously mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”