An open offer to traumatized Democrats

I am genuinely trying to do my part to help those who are feeling highly disturbed about the results of the 2016 Presidential Election. I know exactly what you are going through, I’ve been through it. Yes, I got THROUGH it. It may have taken a while but I did. I don’t want you to suffer from the debilitating effects of violating the First Commandment in this regard and I am more than willing to show you the way to get through this much quicker than I did. Just understand that… right now, that really bad feeling that you have way deep down inside is as a result of getting exactly what you deserve. I am willing to show you a way to get what you don’t deserve. I will show you the way out of the mess you find yourself in. The offer is genuine to anyone who will receive it. Until then you can enjoy the advice of Professional Wrestlers.