November 7, 2016: Today headlines in words that all rhyme with “lie”
Hillary’s maid – receives power to declassify
Chelsea, paid to speechify
Janet Reno – who caused people to fry – dies
Dana Milbank: collusion personified
Huma Abedin, may need to indemnify
Eeverybody, and their grandma, will be on the campaign trail today, battling for the new battleground states.
While the citizens decide who they’re with:
Donald will be telling you how we can Make America Great Again. And Hilz, well, she’ll be telling you how she’s “sick and tired of the negative, dark, divisive, dangerous vision from people who support Donald Trump.” You know, all those deplorables.
Show her, people, what difference at this point it makes.