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Don’t Worry, We’re On the Wall

Tuesday, November 29, 2016 7:10
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Another drive-thru slashing attack, injuring 11 people: motive unknown;

“I am sick and tired of seeing my fellow Muslim brothers and sisters being killed and tortured EVERYWHERE. I can’t take it anymore.”

“America! Stop interfering with other countries, especially Muslim Ummah (communities)… [if] you want us Muslims to stop carrying lone wolf attacks.”  – Abdul Razak Ali Artan

hobbes-calm down

We’re going to need a lot more crayons and play-doh around here.


Especially since, sorry Tim Caine,  there were no guns involved – and other inconvenient truths.

cognitive dissonanceH/T FrancinePink

If only Abdul Razak Ali Artan would have come to the student union to color inside the lines,


make stuff out of Play-Doh

terrorist play doh

and play with our comfort puppies…

puppy dog

none of this would have happened.

So stay calm cupcakes:


There will always be someone on the wall, someone like Officer Alan Horujko to protect you from crazy Islamic Terrorists trying to kill you by driving through a crowd of pedestrians, brandishing a machete or wielding a gun. Then again, you didn’t vote for him, did you, cupcake?


Butt that’s okay, you keep defending your “safe-spaces”

safe space

and we’ll keep building the wall. And protecting it. For you.



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