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Most Politically Correct Christmas Car Commercial Yet

Monday, November 21, 2016 18:14
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The annual 2-month barrage of Christmas car commercials is already underway. None is likely to top this one for sheer moonbattery:

Christmas oppresses the sacred forest, which will run low on trees if you don’t recycle yours by replanting it each year in the frozen winter soil.

Instead of the standard Christmas tree stand, this family must transplant the tree into a giant pot so as to spare the roots. Or maybe new roots magically appear at replanting time through the supernatural power of progressive righteousness, only to retract again when next Winter Solstice rolls around.

Even now, there is still room to push the moonbattery envelope. They could have made Mom white, or to push further still, male and white.

What this nauseating overindulgence in political correctness might have to do with the merits of buying Infiniti’s pricey automobiles is anyone’s guess. But it does have something to do with the election results. People sick of being bombarded with this crapola from every direction are striking back any way they can.

On a tip from Varla.


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