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The Best Defense Is A Good Offense

Saturday, November 26, 2016 6:03
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It is a truism that the best defense is a good offense. Remember the post about the leftists app to help poor progs in the bosom of conservative families if they ran into difficulties ruining enlightening Thanksgiving Day by spreading discussing leftist crap racial justice talking points at the dinner table. New Hotline Helps Lefties Discuss Racial Justice at Thanksgiving Dinner. Well, no longer must we conservatives just sit there and take it at family holiday meals. No Siree. We are going on the offensive with a powerful secret weapon … curmudgeon humor! Be That Obnoxious Conservative Uncle At Thanksgiving.

Thanksgiving is a magical time when families gather together in a traditional celebration featuring gratitude, joyous fellowship, and the cruel mockery of insufferable millennial relatives. We are also seeing the rise of a new Thanksgiving tradition: tiresome, geek-scribbled columns about how to talk to your obnoxious conservative uncle at the dinner table that pop up every year on essential millennial websites like Vox, Salon, and Perpetual Barista.

But how about some guidance for those of us who eagerly embrace our inner obnoxious conservative uncle? Well, here are some helpful hints for when that smug tool spawned by your sister and her twitchy second husband opens up his piehole for something other than inserting pie.

Read the piece – it is a hoot! And if you don’t at least get a chuckle, then yo laff button be broke. And when you’re done, tuck it away someplace safe. ‘Cause progs never pass on a chance to misuse the piehole, and Christmas Dinner is right around the corner.


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