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UMass Moonbats Hold Sh**-in, Demanding Still More Pervert-Friendly Restroom Facilities

Thursday, November 17, 2016 16:03
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Moonbats’ reputation for being obsessed with all things fecal is well deserved. For example, at the University of Massachusetts, Amherst, students are staging a week-long “sh**-in,” intended to bully administrators into “de-gendering” restroom facilities:

The “Sh[**]-In at Whitmore” demonstration began Monday morning at the Whitmore Administration building (which the activists have nicknamed “Queermore”), and organizers intend to have students continue occupying stalls in the building’s male and female restrooms until their demands are met, though the Facebook event specifies a Friday afternoon ending.

Gender Liberation UMass (GLU), a student group at UMass, is responsible for organizing the event, and provides an online sign-up form for supporters to stake out specific times and locations, giving them the option of stating whether they prefer to be [alone] in a stall or to share one with “other sitters.”

Given the prominent role public restrooms play in the homosexual subculture, it is best not to think about what fecal-related activities might be going on in the shared stalls.

That more gender-neutral facilities would be necessary or even useful is doubtful, despite the extreme trendiness of pretending to be a member of the opposite sex. UMass already has over 200 single-user “gender-inclusive” restrooms and plans to create 50 more. But the social justice warriors do have other demands:

In addition to gender-neutral restrooms, the group is calling for the “advancement of medically and socially competent in-house transgender health services at the University Health Services center,” as well as the “hiring of a professor by the WGSS [Women, Gender, and Sexuality Studies Department] who is an expert in the field of critical transmisogyny from an intersectional perspective.”

Typically of outlandish moonbat demands, other students will be forced to pay for this idiocy, after the administrators inevitably cave.

As with most moonbattery, impossible to parody.

On tips from J, Everyday President, and Bodhisattva.


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  • desertspeaks

    let them buy their own toilet paper from now on.. giving their fair share as it were!

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