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Welcome Home Creeper

Saturday, November 19, 2016 6:11
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Settle down, it’ll all be clear
Don’t pay no mind to the demons
They fill you with fear
The trouble it might drag you down
If you get lost, you can always be found

Home, Phillip Phillips

Today my friends we are taking a little break from politics (or to Democrats “the politics of destruction”) in order to hold a virtual homecoming for Creeper, who landed at her new Oklahoma homestead yesterday.

Just know you’re not alone
‘Cause I’m going to make this place your home

And this, because it’s by Home Free, we’re grateful Creeper has arrived safely, and because it’s beautiful.

Because of the, eh, “frog situation” in the hot tub, this is what I got Creep for a housewarming gift:

frog to prince2

Plus this very fine recipe:


Please feel free to present Creeper with a virtual homecoming gift that you think she’ll need/appreciate.

Just one final word of advice: let’s be careful out there. There are frog-princes everywhere.

kermit michelle frogHonest Michelle, just one little kiss and I’ll turn into America’s first black president. I swear.

froggy prince


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