…and your news and social media feeds are filled with: TRUMP, KGB (no, it doesn’t fucking exist anymore – try FSB, assholes!), HILLARY, WIENER, HUMA, WEINER, RUSSIANS, PUTIN, WIENER, MORE WEINER, and all you really want to do is stab yourself in the eyeballs rather than see another photo of Anthony Weiner’s half naked torso and tales of his schlong, you almost give up on blogging until after this accursed election happens.
And then you run across this, which partially explains why out of 300 million people in this country, we wind up with the most awful, the most venal, the most narcissistic, the most corrupt candidates for president possible (although I shouldn’t say “the most,” because at the rate we’re going, there’s always the possibility that el Chapo will gain U.S. citizenship and will run for President in 2020 and win).
See, here’s what happened.
He looks like he crawled out of some dilapidated trailer after fucking his underage cousin while high on meth, doesn’t he?
This greasy cock monkey was at a Trump rally, and was recorded screaming “JEW-S-A” when everyone was chanting “U-S-A” to demonstrate their love for our country.
The left, of course, glommed onto this slovenly bit of residue that looks like he gelled his hair with a bit of leftover KY after fucking several siblings, as typical of Trump voters – and probably conservatives writ large.
But never fear. There’s no racism or Jew hatred here!
George Lindell claims he wasn’t yelling “JEW-S-A,” as the liberal media accuses him of doing. No, he was yelling “U-S-A” but in Spanish.
I. Shit. You. Not.
“Everybody is saying I’m a racist because I was saying ‘Jew S.A,’” Lindell said during an interview on Monday. “It has nothing to do with the Jews. I was speaking Spanish.”
Lindell said he is from Phoenix and Phoenix is a multi-cultural society with a lot of Spanish-speaking people.
“When you pronounce ‘USA’ in Spanish it sounds like ‘Jew S. A.,’” Lindell said “I like the sound of it — ‘Jew S.A’ — it’s a lot better than ‘USA’ which is very boring. We need to integrate the Spanish lingo, the Spanish language into our society.”
Don’t you worry, ese! I was just trying to sound like them Messicans! I wasn’t makin fun of them Jooos or anything! And I love them blacks too!
He seems nice!
Not that it matters at this late stage, because one of these douchecus candidati will wind up in the White House, but maybe the GOP ought to try and trot out the more intelligent of the Trump supporter lot – you know…
…those who speak coherent English, and those who sound like they may have finished high school at the very least, so that the rest of American conservatives aren’t lumped in with this inbred fuckwit.
We know there are intelligent, well-spoken people out there who do support the GOP nominee (vice the shit-flinging Trumpanzees). Could we get those out in the public eye at the very least?