White House Not Ruling Out Hillary Pardon

Shrillary must be feeling down in the dumps, so let’s perk her up with some good news — she might get pardoned for her sundry crimes before Obama leaves office:

The White House isn’t ruling out the possibility of Hillary Clinton receiving a last-minute pardon from President Obama — even though she hasn’t been charged with a crime.

Nixon hadn’t been charged with a crime either, but Ford issued him a blanket pardon for any misdeeds he may have committed as president.

It is not too late for a Shrillary indictment. Investigations into the infamously corrupt Clinton Foundation are still ongoing. Trump has said he might appoint appoint a special prosecutor.

Only time will tell who else Obama might pardon. Considering how many criminals he has already set loose onto the streets, his last-minute pardon spree may dwarf even Bill Clinton’s.

On tips from Torcer, TrojanMan, and Bodhisattva.