Politically Cleansed Version of the Thoughtcrime “Baby It’s Cold Outside”

Bit by bit, every last aspect of our culture will be erased on grounds of political incorrectness. For example, the seasonal song “Baby It’s Cold Outside” may be compliant in terms of omitting any mention of the reason for the season; nonetheless, the song is wrong because it allegedly promotes sexual harassment and nonconsensual sex:

It’s a movement that started a few years ago and has been taken up with more fervor and passion every Christmas season. But this season, the movement has gained steam because, according to HuffPo, a pair of songwriters have offered up alternate lyrics to make the song more politically correct, socially acceptable, and completely awful…

See if you can sit through the thoughtcrime-cleansed P.C. version:

Rather than listen to that, people will forget the song altogether, and another small corner of America will be gone. Mission accomplished.

On tips from TCS III, Torcer, and Dragon’s Lair.