This story is really better suited as an SNL short than an actual news article. Oh, and I have a protip for these, errr, activists, below the fold.
The left-wing protest organization, #DisruptJ20, met Thursday to announce its intentions and plans to obstruct the presidential inauguration of Donald Trump on January 20. The group’s website reads: “We call on all people of good conscience to join in disrupting the ceremonies. If Trump is to be inaugurated at all, let it happen behind closed doors, showing the true face of the security state Trump will preside over.”
“We need to stop the peaceful transition of power,” Carrefour said at a press conference at St. Stephen’s Church in Washington, DC. “We need to stop this kind of fascist government from coming to power.”
Carrefour also rejected the calls of Democratic leaders to calm the anti-Trump protests.
“You saw Democratic luminaries from Obama to Hillary Clinton say, ‘Tamp this down, please stop this. The peaceful transition of power is of the upmost importance to the core element of democracy.’”
Fellow #DisruptJ20 organizer Lacy MacAuley backed up Carrefour, saying: “We absolutely are opposed to the transition” of power to Trump.
Bring guns. Bring lots of guns.
Oh wait, you idiots believe that guns shouldn’t exist. Like, you can get in a time machine and, say, un-invent them.
So without guns, I guess the transition to President Trump will indeed be peaceful. Orderly.
And you schmucks will be very, very docile.
Guessing here: the only weapon you have to use on regular Americans is your breath, which probably smells of farts and elderberries — best case.
Hat tip: The peerless BadBlue Real-Time News.