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A Bunch Of Witches Plan To Attack President Trump

Friday, February 24, 2017 7:18
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(Before It's News)

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sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Fair is foul,
and foul is fair:

Hover through the fog and filthy air.
(Macbeth Act 1, Scene 1)

No this is not about another political attack by the likes of
Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, and Debbie Wasserman Schultz, we’re
talking real witches. Apparently a group of witches are planning to
“bind” President Trump in a mass spell-casting action this weekend.
Bind? Sounds a bit kinky.

Both the ""
target="_blank">Huffington Post
and the ""
target="_blank">Sydney Morning Herald
have reported about this
mass spell casting. And for those novice witches there
is document with ""
target="_blank">instructions for casting a spell
Trump “making the rounds in a number of magical groups” after
being “created by a member of a private magical order who
wishes to remain anonymous”.

Personally after reading the spell on line, I’m confident it
wont work as doesn’t contain any of the ingredients specified by
the witches in Shakespeare’s Macbeth, Act 4, Scene 1:


Round about the cauldron go; In the poison’d entrails throw.
Toad, that under cold stone, Days and nights has
Swelter’d venom sleeping got, Boil thou first i’ the charmed

All Three

Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron


Fillet of a fenny snake, In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog, Wool of bat and tongue of
Adder’s fork and blind-worm’s sting, Lizard’s leg and owlet’s
For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and

All Three

Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and cauldron


Scale of dragon, tooth of wolf, Witches’ mummy, maw and
Of the ravin’d salt-sea shark, Root of hemlock digg’d i’ the
Liver of blaspheming Jew, Gall of goat, and slips of yew
Silver’d in the moon’s eclipse, Nose of Turk and Tartar’s
Finger of birth-strangled babe Ditch-deliver’d by a
Make the gruel thick and slab: Add thereto a tiger’s
For the ingredients of our cauldron.

The anti-Trump spell “A Spell to Bind Donald Trump and All Those
Who Abet Him”, is due to be performed, midnight on Friday night
(EST) and on “every waning crescent moon until [Trump] is removed
from office”. I guess they mean eight years from.

In witch’s jargon a “binding spell” has nothing to do with kinky
sex, it is supposed to restrain the target. It wont change any
of the policy that the president has done so far but it supposedly
will restrain his policies in the future.

Spell-gate is even a hit on twitter:

A ""
target="_blank">Facebook group
has been set up for the
spell-in, “attracting an incredible mix of genuine believers in
magic and Wicca, as well anti-witch Christians and confused members
of the alt-right determined to shut this ungodly thing down.”

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Those wishing to take part in the spell will require a small,
unflattering picture of the US President, as well as a tarot card
(“from any deck”), a tiny stub of an orange candle, a pin or small
nail, a white candle (of any size), a small bowl or water, a small
bowl of salt, “any” feather”, a box of matches or a lighter, and an
ashtray or a dish of sand. [Note: the directions specify that if
you don’t have the stub of an orange candle you can use a baby
carrot instead.]

See what I mean? Not even an eye of the newt!. Let’s see what
the president does on Saturday, the day after the spells are

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