Dr Evil Brought Up on Charges

Unless you’re a demon in a Hellraiser movie, going into a place called Dr Evil’s Body Modification Emporium probably isn’t such a bright idea:

The owner of ‘Dr Evils Body Modification Emporium’ has appeared in court [Friday] accused of mutilating his clients.

Brendan McCarthy or self proclaimed ‘Mac ‘Dr Evil’ McCarthy’ faces three counts of causing serious injury relating to consensual piercing and body modifying at his shop in Wolverhampton, West Midlands.

The charges relate to the removal of a client’s ear, removal of a client’s nipple and tongue splitting procedures. …

The 47-year-old , whose salon is also known as ‘Punctured Body Piercing & Modification’ ,faces three counts of causing grievous bodily harm with intent and three alternative counts of wounding without intent.

A better idea for a business would be one that removes tattoos and restores freakified earlobes; eventually many trendoids will mature and want their bodies back.

On a tip from Bodhisattva.