Susan Sarandon: Lonely, Open, and Up for Grabs

The sexually desperate of all 31 genders might be interested to know that 70-year-old Hollyweird has-been and loudly barking far-left moonbat Susan Sarandon is available — very available:

Saranwrap bleated piteously about not getting many romantic offers. Then when asked if she is open about her sexuality, she leaped:

“Yeah, I’m open. My sexual orientation is up for grabs, I guess you could say.”

Be forewarned that her previous sexual accomplishments may include turning some poor guy gay:

Sarandon also revealed she once had an affair with gay British actor Philip Sayer, who was her co-star in the 1983 vampire film The Hunger and who died in 1989.

She said: “I did at one point have a very successful and very loving and wonderful affair with a man who then wasn’t with another woman after me, and that worked out fine!”

Presumably Sayer was not as gay before the relationship as he was afterward, unless there is something Susan has not told us.

Once again Hollyweird reminds us of the importance of forming life-long bonds within the context of holy matrimony, even if Sarandon’s relationships appear to have lasted longer than most by Tinseltown standards. Relatively shallow relationships don’t last and can leave you high and dry in your golden years — possibly even desperate and undignified.

On a tip from Bodhisattva.