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Yearly Reminder That ‘Climate Change’ Will Ruin Valentine’s Day

Saturday, February 11, 2017 12:27
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The Cult of Climastrology just can’t help linking their insanity to everything

Roses are red, chocolate is sweet – and climate change puts them in the hot seat

We’ve been seeing them all over the stores for a while already — lots of chocolates and roses. These are the classics gifts given to friends and loved ones on this holiday.

But have you ever stopped to think where the millions of roses grow?

Most are grown in greenhouses. Why is this all doom-worthy?

Ninety percent of these loads come through Miami International Airport. A plane can hold 3,000 boxes of roses, or about 300,000 roses, are worth $1 million!

From the airplane, they have to be moved quickly to keep them at the right temperature. Within minutes, they are placed in a 40-degree warehouse. After a rigorous inspection by federal agents, off they go to the retailers.

One hundred million roses are grown for Valentine’s Day for the U.S., and that produces about 9,000 metric tons of CO2.

The chocolate part isn’t much better, with prognostications that if people don’t give up their liberty to government and accept higher taxes and costs of living things don’t change, by 2050 the land used to grow chocolate will shrink. You know, because the climate had always been exactly the same for billions of years before fossil fueled vehicles.


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