Straight Outta the Twitter-Tubes: 10 Funniest United Airlines Reactions
By Biff Spackle
Spirit Airlines is cheaper, but you have to kick your own ass and throw yourself off the plane
— vonTraphaus (@vonTraphaus) April 11, 2017
Drag me off a plane after I lawfully purchased a ticket and I’m gonna be holding a press conference in a wheel chair in under 24 hours.
— Agent Gribbles (@FriendlyNerd) April 10, 2017
@BecksWelker I recommend you purchase United’s $59 Personal Protection Pass add-on. Buys you one free swing before the cops beat dat ass.
— Bina (@BasciallyBlack) April 10, 2017
*arrives on the United Airline overbooked flight with full bdsm gear* LET’S DO THIS
— orange shirt guy (@awkwardphilippe) April 11, 2017
Air Force One (1997): Harrison Ford must protect and defend his family from a group of United Airlines flight attendants.
— Born Miserable (@bornmiserable) April 11, 2017
United Airlines is pleased to announce new seating on all domestic flights- in addition to United First and Economy Plus we introduce…. pic.twitter.com/KQjPClU2d2
— McNeil (@Reflog_18) April 10, 2017
We’ll know the USA is serious about removing Assad from Syria when we send in United AIrlines.
— PaulPoteetDotCom (@PaulPoteet) April 11, 2017
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos Overbooked. Any volunteers? pic.twitter.com/2nhqxSCn4d
— Joe Peoples (@JoePeoples) April 11, 2017
No idea who created this, but sharing anyway as quite frankly I think it’s hilarious 😂 #UnitedAirlines pic.twitter.com/oiFlKvvn8B
— Mike Pattinson (@MikePattinson) April 11, 2017
United Airlines prepares to re-accommodate overbooked passengers. pic.twitter.com/Lwe9nfsmj8
— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) April 11, 2017
Hat tip: BadBlue Real-Time News.
Source: http://directorblue.blogspot.com/2017/04/straight-outta-twitter-tubes-10.html
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